We started to devise a plan for a proprietary "human s'mores machine" to go into these pants but the thigh friction that was needed to create the right amount of heat to get a "good melt" just wasn't high enough, unlike the guys who suggested the idea to us in the first place.

• Shell pant
• 10K Waterproofing / 10K Breathability
• Medieval Fit
• Fully taped seams
• 14" zippered inseam vents
• Lift Caddy
• Engineered 3-D pattern
• Zippered cuff gusset
• No Scuff Cuff
• Powder Patrol System
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL

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